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Biscuit Election results 2019: Naomi G hails 'new dawn' after historic victory

Naomi G has promised to deliver on her promise of spending a whopping 45% of Chocolate Digestives’ profits on saving the environment and to repay the trust of voters after she led the Chocolate Digestive Party to an "historic" Seer Green CE School Biscuit Election win.


The new PM, who has met Mrs Park (Headteacher) to ask to form a new government, has a majority of 5 in the House of Playgrounds - the party's largest in history. She said she would work "flat out" and lead “a people's government.”


Xavier J said he would not fight another election as Gingernut leader, as he was “too demoralised” to take his party forward. Referencing the result, he said he was "very sad to lose by only 5 votes," adding that he “found it more energy zapping than he’d bargained for," and felt “it was time for someone with fresh spice and ideas to lead from the front.”


Gingernuts were swept aside by the Digestives in what were believed to be its strongholds, both in Year 1 and Year 3. In another surprising turn at the polls, the Hobnob party gained more votes than the usually popular Custard Cream Party. Exit polls had suggested this would happen; the campaign trail had seen other parties spreading fake news about the Hobnobs, but this only seemed to gain them a number of sympathy votes.


In her victory speech, Naomi G acknowledged that she may have temporarily won some traditional Gingernut voters, "You may intend to return to Gingernuts next time round, and if that is the case, I am humbled that you have put your trust in me, and I will never take your support for granted," she said.


Turnout was strong with 93% of the eligible Seer Green CE School electorate turning out. Find a full rundown of the results below:


Chocolate Digestives





Jam’n’ Cream






Custard Cream



Malted Milk